Obviously you didn't work hard enough. Don't you know that in America you can't get sick if you work hard enough?
[–]HannerTall 740 points 4 days ago
Thats what I heard, Steve Jobs was starting to slack off and then he died...
[–]MidnightRofl 311 points 4 days ago
Well he had a treatable form of cancer, but he decided to go homeopathic, and as the right minded person knows, homeopathic doesn't work for shit against actual drugs.
[–]DialupReborn 179 points 4 days ago
FTFY:
homeopathic doesn't work for shit against actual illness
[–]Full_Edit 273 points 4 days ago
homeopathic doesn't work for shit against actual drugs period.
It is literally the "YOLO" of medical alternatives. People who go homeopathic might as well car pool with a couple Ebola patients also infected with HIV and a 'Jesus take the wheel' driver. Best case scenario: You're lucky and the placebo effect (enhanced by your own arrogance) makes you think it worked. Worst case scenario: You die and everyone knows you were a moron and might as well have committed suicide.
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