Mclaren's 10 commandments
Posted by OKJones on September 08 2007 11:55:50
As England face Israel today in what is a must win game for England if they are to qualify for the European Championship, Mclaren is demanding a win and has delivered his own version of the 10 commandments.

- Thou shalt take an injection if need be

- Thou shalt have faith in dodgy keepers

- Thy wingers must smite their marker

- Thy full backs must getteth forward

- Thy midfield must work hard in defence & attack

- Thy big lumps must be in the box at all times

- Thy small squirts must score goals to win

- Thou must hoof it clear when in own box

- Thou shalt keep a clean shroud

- Thou shalt not screw up

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