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En kvinde i en grøn varmluftballon indså, hun var faret vild. Hun reducerede højden og så en mand i en jolle. Hun gik lidt længere ned og råbte til manden: ”Undskyld, kan du hjælpe mig? Jeg har aftalt et møde med en veninde for en time siden, men jeg ved ikke, hvor jeg befinder mig!” Manden svarede: ”Du befinder dig i en grøn varmluftballon ca. 30 fod over havet på 55º41´47” nordlig bredde og 10º12´47” vestlig længde.” ”Du må være sømand.” sagde kvinden. ”Det er jeg,” svarede manden, ”men hvordan vidste du det?””Tja,” sagde kvinden, ”alt, hvad du har sagt, er korrekt, men jeg har ikke nogen anelse om, hvad jeg skal bruge oplysningerne til. Faktum er, at jeg stadig ikke ved, hvor jeg er. Det eneste, jeg har fået ud af din hjælp, er, at jeg er endnu mere forsinket.” Manden i jollen svarede: ”Du må være Konservativ” ”Det er jeg,” svarede kvinden, ”men hvordan kunne du vide det?” ”Det er enkelt. Du ved ikke, hvor du er, eller hvor du skal hen. Du er kommet op ved hjælp af varm luft. Du har indgået en aftale, som du ikke er i stand til at holde, og du forventer, at folk under dig skal løse dit problem. Faktum er, at du befinder dig i samme situation, som du har været de sidste 10 år, men nu er det pludselig min fejl!”
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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A woman in a red, hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and saw a man below. She went a little further down and shouted to the man: "Excuse me, can you help me? I have arranged a meeting with a friend an hour ago, but I do not know where I am! "The man replied:" You are in a red hot air balloon at 55 ° 40'31 "north latitude and 12 º 34'11" east longitude. " " You must be a technician. " the woman said. "I am," the man replied, "but how did you know?" "Well," the woman said, "everything you have said is technically correct, but I have no idea what I'll use this information for. The fact is that I still don’t know where I am. The only thing I got out of your assistance is that I am even more delayed. " The man replied:" You must be a socialist. " “I am, "replied the woman," but how could you know? " " It's simple.” Said the man, “ You do not know where you are or where you go. You've come up with hot air. You have reached an agreement that you are unable to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problem. The fact is that you are in the same situation as you did before you met me, but now suddenly it's my fault! "
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls
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| Norlander | RE: Funny stuff |
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http://fukung.net/v/10571/0e6f7543fc1da1c6b7217840a0135357.jpg
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
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| Boddin | RE: Funny stuff |
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
EDIT: FTFY
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| OKJones | RE: App |
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Why would I want to end every post the same way? |
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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OKJones wrote:
Something missing?
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| OKJones | RE: Funny stuff |
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash…
Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash…
Please don’t die Kevin Bacon…!!!!!
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| OKJones | RE: Funny stuff |
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Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls
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| Laluu | RE: Funny stuff |
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Oh, how difficult it is to be young nowadays:
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"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
- H.P. Lovecraft
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| OKJones | RE: Funny stuff |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president (Bush) his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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| OKJones | RE: Funny stuff |
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Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Torellion | RE: Funny stuff |
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Not everyone will get this but it makes me giggle:
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls
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